ELLIOTT AND HIS PARASITIC
SIAMESE TWIN EMERY

• Emery is the parasitic twin who lives under Elliott’s left armpit. It’s not a very pleasant place to be.
• Even though he is underdeveloped, Emery is highly intelligent. Elliott is a baffoon.
• Emery likes to carefully assess a situation before proceeding. Elliott will charge blindly forward.
  
• Emery likes classical music, fine wines, ballet, and Shakespeare.
• Elliott likes bricks.
  
• Since he has the legs and two arms, Elliott controls most of the twin’s activities and all of the twin’s bodily functions except one – the ability to urinate.
  
• Emery despises Elliott, since Elliott never listens to him and is always doing stupid things. Emery punishes Elliott by not letting him pee.